I do not remember wright here I duplicated this from, but I hope somebody enjoys it. Also, feel free to post copypasta that you"ve found below or somewhere else.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you’re going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have actually lugged a 1911. Here’s why: Think around how conveniently the whole WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would certainly have finished if every one of the great men had actually ssuggest armed up with good ol’ American warm lead. Basilisk? Let’s watch how challenging it is once you shoot it through a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-magnified and also re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren’t looking at it–you’re looking at a picture of it. Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had actually put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, delivering a SPAS-12. And have you noticed that only Europe appears to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it’s bereason Americans have actually spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and also maintaining an eye out for babsence helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-regulate indicates that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, yet Samuel Colt made them equal. Now I know what you’re going to say: “But a wizard might simply disarm someone through a gun!” Yeah, well they can also disarm someone via a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger? Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova. Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, moving a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don’t think Madam Pomfrey has actually any spells that have the right to scrape your brains off of the trees and also put you ago together after somepoint favor that. Voldemort’s wand also may be 13.5 inches through a Phoenix-feather core, yet Harry’s would certainly be 0.50 inches through a tungsten core. Let’s check out Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have actually some Essence of Dittany kind of for that sucking chest wound. I can see it now…Voldemort roaring via evil laughter and also boasting to Harry that he can’t be eliminated, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, just to have Harry offer a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt ameans, and also deliver what would easily be the ideal one-liner in the whole series: “Well then I guess it’s a great point my 1911 holds 7+1.” And that is why Harry Potter should have lugged a 1911.


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This was posted recently, and I loved so much I knew I had plans for it later on.....Arfcommers, many kind of of whom are expensive supporters and users of the weed, additionally think it"s A-OK to be drunk and/or high while handling and also shooting weapons. Tright here has been long, multi-page threads in the previous through thousands of Arftards posting just how they think it"s excellent to be smoking cigarettes the weed or downing lots of beers while blasting amethod with their AR or a 9mm (generally a S&W or CZ because those are the go-to firearms of the "tards). In truth a big variety of said "tards have posted how they "understand once they are obtaining too drunk/high and also will then speak shooting" because it"s a famed reality that people that are drunk or high make exceptional, reasonable decisions.In other words, Arfcom approves of the dope oil alongside you. In truth they are wishing you had both on your table for sale. At cut price prices, of course, cuz Arfcommers are cheap fuckers.
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